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my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

dekutree:

suspicious as fuck

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weloveshortvideos:

Real homies don’t snitch on eachother 

Vine by nick mastodon

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

homierectus:

drake be on another plane

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fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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secretpapi:

why is it just old white dudes on money they needa make a 6 dollar bill with me on it like

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i feel this would really boost the economy

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